via Digg
You sign a piece of paper and get 80 to 800 US dollars for just that. Only the small print says, for this much easy money you pawn your eternal soul.
When did The Onion open a Russian news desk? What?! It can’t be real. Look, just because every other story on their site is boring doesn’t mean this one is legit. Well, if it were true, do you realize how many souls my credit card is worth?
Marv
