{"id":724,"date":"2008-04-02T12:43:31","date_gmt":"2008-04-02T17:43:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chuckchat.com\/technorama\/?p=724"},"modified":"2008-04-02T12:43:31","modified_gmt":"2008-04-02T17:43:31","slug":"defendius-door-lock-alohomora-fail","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.chuckchat.com\/technorama\/2008\/04\/02\/defendius-door-lock-alohomora-fail\/","title":{"rendered":"Defendius Door Lock:  Alohomora = Fail"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thinkgeek.com\/stuff\/41\/titaniumlabyrinth.html\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/madmarvonline.com\/pics\/defendius-thumb.jpg?w=640\" alt=\"Defendius Door Lock - You're Not Getting Out That Easily\" \/><br \/>Defendius Labyrinth Security Lock<\/a> via Make<\/p>\n<p>From the makers who created the Optimus Maximus Keyboard comes the most cruel labyrinth chain lock ever invented.  So if your date tries to sneak out on you, you&#8217;ve got at least one hurdle to slow her down.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/artinvest72.blogspot.com\/2008\/03\/viper-made-of-recycled-keyboard.html\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/madmarvonline.com\/pics\/viperkeyboard-thumb.jpg?w=640\" alt=\"Viper made out of keyboard keys\" \/><br \/>Apparently Keyboards Hate Mice<\/a> via Mixx<\/p>\n<p>Sweet looking viper made out of keyboard chicklets.<\/p>\n<p>Marv<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Defendius Labyrinth Security Lock via Make From the makers who created the Optimus Maximus Keyboard comes the most cruel labyrinth chain lock ever invented. So if your date tries to sneak out on you, you&#8217;ve got at least one hurdle &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.chuckchat.com\/technorama\/2008\/04\/02\/defendius-door-lock-alohomora-fail\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[274,283,298,329,476],"class_list":["post-724","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-keyboard","tag-labyrinth","tag-locks","tag-mice","tag-snake"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pe53l-bG","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chuckchat.com\/technorama\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/724","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chuckchat.com\/technorama\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chuckchat.com\/technorama\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chuckchat.com\/technorama\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chuckchat.com\/technorama\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=724"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.chuckchat.com\/technorama\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/724\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chuckchat.com\/technorama\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=724"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chuckchat.com\/technorama\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=724"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chuckchat.com\/technorama\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=724"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}