{"id":709,"date":"2008-03-14T03:04:31","date_gmt":"2008-03-14T08:04:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chuckchat.com\/technorama\/?p=709"},"modified":"2008-03-14T03:04:31","modified_gmt":"2008-03-14T08:04:31","slug":"101-hilarious-ways-to-get-fired","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.chuckchat.com\/technorama\/2008\/03\/14\/101-hilarious-ways-to-get-fired\/","title":{"rendered":"101 Hilarious Ways to Get Fired"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.hrworld.com\/features\/101-ways-to-get-fired\/\">101 Hilarious Ways to Get Fired<\/a> via Mixx<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s a 101 for when you&#8217;re <b>really<\/b> bored at the office.  My personal fave:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Intercom Music: Play phone music over the intercom, like &#8220;Mary Had a Little Lamb.&#8221; (It&#8217;s 321 2333 222 333 321 2333 321 321, if you&#8217;re interested.)<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2008\/03\/11\/health\/11real.html?_r=1&amp;ref=science&amp;oref=slogin\">The Claim: Identical Twins Have Identical DNA<\/a> via Digg<\/p>\n<p>I just found some food for thought while waiting for <a href=\"http:\/\/jchutchins.net\/site\/2008\/03\/05\/7th-son-obsidian-is-coming\/\">7th Son: Obsidian<\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>The specific changes that Dr. Dumanski and his colleagues identified are known as copy number variations, in which a gene exists in multiple copies, or a set of coding letters in DNA is missing. Not known, however, is whether these changes in identical twins occur at the embryonic level, as the twins age or both.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Marv<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>101 Hilarious Ways to Get Fired via Mixx Here&#8217;s a 101 for when you&#8217;re really bored at the office. My personal fave: Intercom Music: Play phone music over the intercom, like &#8220;Mary Had a Little Lamb.&#8221; (It&#8217;s 321 2333 222 &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.chuckchat.com\/technorama\/2008\/03\/14\/101-hilarious-ways-to-get-fired\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-709","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pe53l-br","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chuckchat.com\/technorama\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/709","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chuckchat.com\/technorama\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chuckchat.com\/technorama\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chuckchat.com\/technorama\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chuckchat.com\/technorama\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=709"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.chuckchat.com\/technorama\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/709\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chuckchat.com\/technorama\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=709"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chuckchat.com\/technorama\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=709"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chuckchat.com\/technorama\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=709"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}