{"id":313,"date":"2006-11-16T03:59:27","date_gmt":"2006-11-16T08:59:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chuckchat.com\/technorama\/?p=313"},"modified":"2006-11-16T03:59:27","modified_gmt":"2006-11-16T08:59:27","slug":"murphys-lesser-known-laws","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.chuckchat.com\/technorama\/2006\/11\/16\/murphys-lesser-known-laws\/","title":{"rendered":"Murphy&#039;s Lesser Known Laws"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.JumboJoke.com\/murphys_lesser_known_laws_818.html\">Good joke: Murphy&#8217;s Lesser Known Laws<\/a> via Clipmarks<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/news.bbc.co.uk\/2\/hi\/health\/6146070.stm\">Chocolate &#8216;cuts blood clot risk&#8217;<\/a> via Digg<\/p>\n<p>Hooray for science!<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Platelets from those who stayed away from chocolate clotted faster, at 123 seconds, compared with 130 seconds for the chocolate group.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>But then they had to ruin it.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;Eating five portions of fruit and vegetables a day is a far better way to get heart-protective flavonoids without having to worry about the fat and sugar packed into each chocolate bar.&#8221;\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.atomfilms.com\/af\/content\/animator_vs_animation_2\">Animator vs. Animation II<\/a> via Digg<\/p>\n<p>Marv<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Good joke: Murphy&#8217;s Lesser Known Laws via Clipmarks 1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. Chocolate &#8216;cuts blood clot risk&#8217; via Digg Hooray for science! Platelets from those who &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.chuckchat.com\/technorama\/2006\/11\/16\/murphys-lesser-known-laws\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-313","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pe53l-53","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chuckchat.com\/technorama\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/313","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chuckchat.com\/technorama\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chuckchat.com\/technorama\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chuckchat.com\/technorama\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chuckchat.com\/technorama\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=313"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.chuckchat.com\/technorama\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/313\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chuckchat.com\/technorama\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=313"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chuckchat.com\/technorama\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=313"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chuckchat.com\/technorama\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=313"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}