{"id":1582,"date":"2009-11-26T15:55:42","date_gmt":"2009-11-26T20:55:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chuckchat.com\/technorama\/2009\/11\/26\/how-many-stormtroopers-does-it-take-to-takedown-a-turkey\/"},"modified":"2009-11-26T15:55:42","modified_gmt":"2009-11-26T20:55:42","slug":"how-many-stormtroopers-does-it-take-to-takedown-a-turkey","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.chuckchat.com\/technorama\/2009\/11\/26\/how-many-stormtroopers-does-it-take-to-takedown-a-turkey\/","title":{"rendered":"How many Stormtroopers does it take to takedown a turkey?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/gaetanlee\/4025604554\/\" title=\"photo sharing\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3197\/4025604554_976ac87f10_m.jpg?w=640\" alt=\"\" style=\"border: solid 2px #000000\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 0.9em;margin-top: 0px\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/gaetanlee\/4025604554\/\">Lego turkey shoot<\/a><br \/>\n<br \/>\nOriginally uploaded by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/people\/gaetanlee\/\">Gaetan Lee<\/a><\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>Well the safest place for the turkey is right in front of the blaster muzzle.  <\/p>\n<p>Happy Thanksgiving!<\/p>\n<p>Marv<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Lego turkey shoot Originally uploaded by Gaetan Lee Well the safest place for the turkey is right in front of the blaster muzzle. Happy Thanksgiving! Marv<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1582","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pe53l-pw","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chuckchat.com\/technorama\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1582","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chuckchat.com\/technorama\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chuckchat.com\/technorama\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chuckchat.com\/technorama\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chuckchat.com\/technorama\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1582"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.chuckchat.com\/technorama\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1582\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chuckchat.com\/technorama\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1582"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chuckchat.com\/technorama\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1582"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chuckchat.com\/technorama\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1582"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}