{"id":1558,"date":"2009-11-18T01:47:35","date_gmt":"2009-11-18T06:47:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chuckchat.com\/technorama\/?p=1558"},"modified":"2020-05-18T13:25:01","modified_gmt":"2020-05-18T18:25:01","slug":"bacon-flavored-envelopes-mmmvelopes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.chuckchat.com\/technorama\/2009\/11\/18\/bacon-flavored-envelopes-mmmvelopes\/","title":{"rendered":"Bacon Flavored Envelopes &#8211; Mmmvelopes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/mmmvelopes.com\/\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"635\" height=\"274\" data-attachment-id=\"1559\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.chuckchat.com\/technorama\/2009\/11\/18\/bacon-flavored-envelopes-mmmvelopes\/mmmvelopes\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.chuckchat.com\/technorama\/files\/2009\/11\/mmmvelopes.jpg?fit=635%2C274&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"635,274\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Mmmvelopes &amp;#8211; Bacon Flavored Envelopes\" data-image-description=\"&lt;p&gt;Mmmvelopes &amp;#8211; Bacon Flavored Envelopes&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-image-caption=\"&lt;p&gt;Mmmvelopes &amp;#8211; Bacon Flavored Envelopes&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.chuckchat.com\/technorama\/files\/2009\/11\/mmmvelopes.jpg?fit=635%2C274&amp;ssl=1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.chuckchat.com\/staging\/files\/2009\/11\/mmmvelopes.jpg?resize=635%2C274&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Mmmvelopes - Bacon Flavored Envelopes\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1559\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.chuckchat.com\/technorama\/files\/2009\/11\/mmmvelopes.jpg?w=635&amp;ssl=1 635w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.chuckchat.com\/technorama\/files\/2009\/11\/mmmvelopes.jpg?resize=300%2C129&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 635px) 100vw, 635px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>From <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thewierdshow.com\">@encaf1<\/a>.  Bacon flavored glue will make you lick the envelope like a cake mix spoon.  I hope glue is good for you, but I&#8217;m not holding my breath.<\/p>\n<p>Marv<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From @encaf1. Bacon flavored glue will make you lick the envelope like a cake mix spoon. I hope glue is good for you, but I&#8217;m not holding my breath. Marv<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[44,171,216,311,376],"class_list":["post-1558","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-bacon","tag-envelope","tag-glue","tag-mail","tag-novelty"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pe53l-p8","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chuckchat.com\/technorama\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1558","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chuckchat.com\/technorama\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chuckchat.com\/technorama\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chuckchat.com\/technorama\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chuckchat.com\/technorama\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1558"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.chuckchat.com\/technorama\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1558\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chuckchat.com\/technorama\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1558"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chuckchat.com\/technorama\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1558"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chuckchat.com\/technorama\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1558"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}