{"id":1511,"date":"2009-11-05T00:14:55","date_gmt":"2009-11-05T05:14:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chuckchat.com\/technorama\/?p=1511"},"modified":"2009-11-05T00:14:55","modified_gmt":"2009-11-05T05:14:55","slug":"zombie-bite-calculator","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.chuckchat.com\/technorama\/2009\/11\/05\/zombie-bite-calculator\/","title":{"rendered":"Zombie Bite Calculator"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/theoatmeal.com\/quiz\/zombie_bite\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/theoatmeal.com\/img\/quizzes\/generated\/7_1_hour_and_30_minutes.jpg?w=640\" alt=\"The Zombie Bite Calculator\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Created by <a href=\"http:\/\/theoatmeal.com\">Oatmeal<\/a><\/p>\n<p>The only good thing about my weight is the extra time I would remain human in the event of a zombie apocalypse.  Now if only this damn <a href=\"http:\/\/www.scottsigler.com\/infected\">itching<\/a> would go away.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Created by Oatmeal The only good thing about my weight is the extra time I would remain human in the event of a zombie apocalypse. Now if only this damn itching would go away.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[78,233,251,585],"class_list":["post-1511","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-calculator","tag-health","tag-infected","tag-zombie"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pe53l-on","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chuckchat.com\/technorama\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1511","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chuckchat.com\/technorama\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chuckchat.com\/technorama\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chuckchat.com\/technorama\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chuckchat.com\/technorama\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1511"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.chuckchat.com\/technorama\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1511\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chuckchat.com\/technorama\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1511"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chuckchat.com\/technorama\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1511"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chuckchat.com\/technorama\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1511"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}