{"id":1096,"date":"2009-06-04T02:34:21","date_gmt":"2009-06-04T07:34:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chuckchat.com\/technorama\/?p=1096"},"modified":"2009-06-04T02:34:21","modified_gmt":"2009-06-04T07:34:21","slug":"lol-wars-why-pirates-need-engrish-lessons","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.chuckchat.com\/technorama\/2009\/06\/04\/lol-wars-why-pirates-need-engrish-lessons\/","title":{"rendered":"LOL Wars &#8211; Why pirates need Engrish lessons"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/winterson.com\/2009\/01\/episode-iii-backstroke-of-west-redux.html\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" data-attachment-id=\"1097\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.chuckchat.com\/technorama\/2009\/06\/04\/lol-wars-why-pirates-need-engrish-lessons\/botw06\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.chuckchat.com\/technorama\/files\/2009\/06\/botw06.jpg?fit=420%2C315&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"420,315\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Episode III &amp;#8211; Backstroke of the West\" data-image-description=\"&lt;p&gt;This pirate was obviously too cheap to hire a real English speaking flunky to transcribe the English dialog.&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-image-caption=\"&lt;p&gt;Episode III &amp;#8211; Backstroke of the West&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.chuckchat.com\/technorama\/files\/2009\/06\/botw06.jpg?fit=420%2C315&amp;ssl=1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.chuckchat.com\/technorama\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/botw06.jpg?resize=420%2C315\" alt=\"Episode III - Backstroke of the West\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1097\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.chuckchat.com\/technorama\/files\/2009\/06\/botw06.jpg?w=420&amp;ssl=1 420w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.chuckchat.com\/technorama\/files\/2009\/06\/botw06.jpg?resize=300%2C225&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 420px) 100vw, 420px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Found this little gem through <a href=\"http:\/\/valdezign.com\/\">@valdezign<\/a>&#8216;s Tweet.  Warned be, young Padawan.  NSFW translations there is.<\/p>\n<p>Marv<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Found this little gem through @valdezign&#8216;s Tweet. Warned be, young Padawan. NSFW translations there is. Marv<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[250,301,411,497,548],"class_list":["post-1096","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-improvement","tag-lol","tag-piracy","tag-star-wars","tag-translation"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pe53l-hG","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chuckchat.com\/technorama\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1096","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chuckchat.com\/technorama\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chuckchat.com\/technorama\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chuckchat.com\/technorama\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chuckchat.com\/technorama\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1096"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.chuckchat.com\/technorama\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1096\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chuckchat.com\/technorama\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1096"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chuckchat.com\/technorama\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1096"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chuckchat.com\/technorama\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1096"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}